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I LOVE Bring Me Edelweiss! That song KILLS me! I...

2009-11-06T21:08:40.571-05:00

I LOVE Bring Me Edelweiss! That song KILLS me! I also like I Beg Your Pardon. And the musical similarities continue.

Are you talking about the jellyfish jam? That is ...

2009-11-06T14:17:54.442-05:00

Are you talking about the jellyfish jam? That is too funny!

One of my very favorite SpongeBobs EVAH!!!!! The o...

2009-11-06T10:19:00.737-05:00

One of my very favorite SpongeBobs EVAH!!!!! The other is when SpongeBob lets all those Jellyfish stay at his pineapple and they have all nite techno parties.....at niiiiight! Now if I could only capture SpongeBob's laugh in text format that is how I would end this note!

BWAAAAAAAAHHHHHH I LOVE that you signed your name ...

2009-11-02T10:38:06.345-05:00

BWAAAAAAAAHHHHHH I LOVE that you signed your name Jr. Deputy Foreskin. Seriously let out an audible laugh!

"Whoa!" Meatloaf is nasty as a general rule, but I...

2009-10-30T17:47:21.557-04:00

"Whoa!" Meatloaf is nasty as a general rule, but I have to admit this hand loaf is pretty awesome.

uh no, that would be where the BUFF comes in! Alth...

2009-10-30T09:56:36.033-04:00

uh no, that would be where the BUFF comes in! Although if they said "whoa" Joey Lawerence style at some point during the delivery of the food I would crack up!

So wait -- are you telling me that all my waiters ...

2009-10-29T16:15:59.669-04:00

So wait -- are you telling me that all my waiters would look like Joey Lawrence? Ewwwww!

So I am having a vision of your restaurant. I thin...

2009-10-29T14:18:08.453-04:00

So I am having a vision of your restaurant. I think all the waiters should be young and buff males wearing tee shirts a size or two too small, serve vodka-tinis and call it "The Cougars Den". If you served this meatloaf you could dub it Hand Job. HA HA

I shall call you Jr Deputy Foreskin.

2009-10-29T14:16:01.776-04:00

I shall call you Jr Deputy Foreskin.

I knew you'd appreciate that one!

2009-10-27T17:04:22.166-04:00

I knew you'd appreciate that one!

"Firecrochet"!!! That is absolutely AWESOME!

2009-10-26T19:39:15.421-04:00

"Firecrochet"!!! That is absolutely AWESOME!

Why thank you! The occasion was Crazy Todd's wedd...

2009-10-12T20:08:29.545-04:00

Why thank you!

The occasion was Crazy Todd's wedding at Whispering Pines yesterday. Beautiful place. Felt worlds away from EP.

What was the occasion? You three are looking all ...

2009-10-12T17:27:54.570-04:00

What was the occasion? You three are looking all decked out!

Oh, and don't worry about the face, with all that sass you got going on, no one will be looking at him.

I know - that's exactly what I thought too!! And ...

2009-10-10T22:55:01.945-04:00

I know - that's exactly what I thought too!! And who cuts it like that anyway? Maybe his way is more efficient but personally I cut each stalk individually.

Eww, he totally needed to wash that celery before ...

2009-10-10T20:47:16.405-04:00

Eww, he totally needed to wash that celery before he cut it up.

Resistance to the bananner is futile.

2009-09-28T07:33:34.638-04:00

Resistance to the bananner is futile.

Why do I still click your links?

2009-09-27T10:20:31.422-04:00

Why do I still click your links?

Nothing says class like lucite!

2009-09-25T18:15:47.864-04:00

Nothing says class like lucite!

Of course I totally got it. The hard part was pic...

2009-09-11T08:01:22.239-04:00

Of course I totally got it. The hard part was picking which lyric to use in my response.

I found multiple videos and watched them all in disgust. Many unicorn chasers soon followed.

I wondered if you would get the John reference. G...

2009-09-10T20:16:36.598-04:00

I wondered if you would get the John reference.

Good luck finding the video, don't say I didn't warn you.

Dear John...Your sympathies are sweet... I ended ...

2009-09-10T07:42:35.533-04:00

Dear John...Your sympathies are sweet...

I ended up watching it too. It was gross but the one you describe sounds worse. (you know I'll totally try to find it now).

Dear Anne(r)...I did and made it through to the en...

2009-09-09T22:28:38.031-04:00

Dear Anne(r)...I did and made it through to the end. The other video I saw was a guy remove one from his back in the middle of nowhere. It was also a little larger than the one she pulled out. Totally gross.

Dear John....so did you watch the vid?

2009-09-09T20:22:22.970-04:00

Dear John....so did you watch the vid?

snappyfish: I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet!...

2009-09-09T20:20:43.022-04:00

snappyfish: I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet! Definitely consider yourself lucky.

kath: Really? Listerine? That's too funny!

I don't even have to click the link. I know what t...

2009-09-09T17:41:19.028-04:00

I don't even have to click the link. I know what the bot fly is and was disturbed the first time I found out about them.

However, I clicked the link and realized it wasn't the video I had seen. Why she didn't do this in an er/doctor's office is beyond me.