Sex Toys, Anyone?



I hit the local Adam and Eve store last night to get some things for my friend's Bachelorette party tonight.  Here are some things that caught my eye.

It's funny, as I was taking the picture of the Sweeten'd Blow I was approached by one of the store employees.  I thought for sure she was going to reprimand me for taking pictures but instead I got a demo of a $124 "couples" vibrator.

Meme the Midget Love Doll is my favorite.  This may need to be purchased at some point just because.

And the dirty sanchez blow up doll is so wonderfully skeevy.  The selling point on the package was "And he doesn't snore!"  Too funny!  It actually reminds me of Dudley Moore's character, Stanley Tibbits, in Foul Play.  It totally looks like one of the blow-up dolls that he had!

Yuck!

I can't tell if the gold chains are apart of the shirt.  It'd be genius if they are!

Suxe Burger

Ate at Luxe Burger yesterday.  

X. ordered a scotch on the rocks. 

Can you believe that they had the gall to charge for the ice cubes????

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*And* I have an inflatable tongue!  Found this beaut in the grocery store.  Why is it reminiscent of a sex toy and why is it sold in a grocery store of all places?  Because someone like me will gladly pay $3.49 for the absurd.  Duh!

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