When All Else Fails

I love the 7-day prayer candles that are sold in my supermarket.    They're cheap (~$1.50), they've got wacky graphics, bold colors and they're right next to all the Goya products one could ever need.

You can also buy them on-line in case the patron saint and/or occasion you need to pray to is not available in the store.  Here are several that cracked me up.   The instructions for the Lucky Gambler prayer candle are pitiful: 

Burn a 7 Day Casino Jackpot Candle before gambling and repeat the following: "I am going to win; I am going to win BIG, give me good luck at every game I play and bring the winnings my way!"  For extra luck carry with you to the Casino a Southern John Conqueror Root in a Green Bag and anoint the root with Haitian Gambler's Oil.

But then I found this little gem.  Why get separate prayer candles when the Saint Bea candle could fix everything?