What's Worse?
Walking sleeping bag as seen on Tokyomango
And the slanket, as seen in our living room
Sick But Funny
My Kind Of Spectacular
The description from Boston.com: "Boston-area performance artists band together to bring you Boston's newest holiday tradition: "THE SLUTCRACKER. This scene-by-scene retelling of the Nutcracker, written and directed by Vanessa White, is resplendent with ribald parody and "whisks the audience away to a carefree realm of sexual fantasy." THE SLUTCRACKER is the sexy-freaky holiday zeitgeist spectacular that will make you squeal--and it just might get you laid."
Sexy-freaky holiday zeitgeist spectacular? Sure, I'd see it!
Via Boston.com
Link to The Slutcracker
One of these things IS like the other
Hint: It's not the mini-motorbike that I'm thinking of.
What's Pink, Hard and Salty?
This large hunk of salt can be used to cook anything from meat to fish (or even fry eggs as the picture suggests) either on your grill or on your stovetop burner. Supposedly it cooks your food perfectly while imbuing it with salt. And since it's naturally antimicrobial the cleanup consists of scrubbing your slab with a brush under water and patting dry. Similar to a pizza stone, I guess. I don't think it's something that I would use but it's cool nonetheless.
Chia Mullet
Am I alone in thinking that he kind of resembles Lawrence from Office Space?
Thanks Pablo!
After spending a stoopid amount of time searching I ended up stumbling upon the Soundtrack INFO project site and decided to post my question there.
Now, almost two months later, my question has been answered:
The State Of All Things Brown
And here's some music currently in rotation:
Are You That Somebody (Aaliyah cover) / Gossip I'm a little surprised at this - both that Gossip did a cover of this song and that I like it.
Gloomy Monday Morning / The Black Hollies Love the 60's sound here.
Into The Clouds / The Sound of Arrows Yes, this is filling my 'fabulous' quota for this week.
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
This picture is from my walk in to court this morning. I passed by the Cable Car Cinema and spotted these fun movie reel bike racks.
Dance Mix 89
Side A
Bring Me Edelweiss / Edelweiss (I still love this song.)
Route 66 / Depeche Mode
Blister In The Sun / Violent Femmes
Kiss Me / Stephen Duffy
Tenderness / General Public
She Drives Me Crazy / Fine Young Cannibals
I Beg Your Pardon / Kon Kan
A Little Respect / Erasure
She Wants To Dance With Me / Rick Astley (BWA!)
Funky Cold Medina / Tone Loc
Round and Round / New Order
OW! I Burned My Hand!
When selling an item on craigslist, do not agree to meet the prospective buyer alone, in a bad part of town...at niiiight.
Illegal entrance onto a premise with criminal intent during the day is called Breaking and Entering and is considered a felony. This very same action is called Burglary and is then considered a capital offense when committed...at niiiight.
Before fleeing the scene of a crime, always check to make sure you didn't drop your wallet on the floor because it'll be a bummer when the po po knock on your door...at niiiight.
(For proper intonation, click here and then re-read.)
Dear Firecrochet,
Sincerely,
Junior Deputy Foreskin
Halloween!
We did have a total of six but three were casualties of Cabbage Night.
Life Is A Lemon
I love this meatloaf hand! I don't think I'd have the patience for something like this but I love that someone else gave it a shot and included such detailed notes along the way. (And I love the fact that she included a cute pancake chaser at the end.)
And while I'm on the topic of food, I just have to say that I have a new addition to my "If I Ever Own A Restaurant" list. Tonight I ate at a restaurant where the waiter was not wearing a tie clip. This would never be allowed in my restaurant. I can't even begin to describe to you the all kinds of disgusted I was at seeing his patriotic tie sliding this way and that across my salad as he reached across the table to give my friend her drink. So not cool. From now on, tie clips must be worn and all butter served soft!
And So It Begins...
- There are 23 people, myself included, serving on the Grand Jury.
- 98% of them are extremely bitter that they will be serving for the next 6 weeks. The exceptions being myself and a mystery writer with fierce red hair who likes to crochet. And yes, I have since nicknamed her "firecrochet". I'm so mature, I know.
- The Grand Jury room is so not grand. I'm thinking shabby chic with the emphasis on shabby.
- I was appointed Junior Deputy Foreperson. What that is I'm not sure but I'm throwing that title around the homestead like it means something.
Scary Movie Roll Call
Okay, this is not a horror flick but I’m including it here anyway because of the fur factor. I was a little ick'ed out by the ridiculously hirsute Robert Downey Jr. but then seeing Nicole Kidman wear the fur jacket that was made from none other than his very own hair really grossed me out. One could argue that this was a very sweet and intimate gesture in that the fur jacket was symbolic of his undying love for her but I just couldn't make the leap. Interestingly enough, Secretary was directed by the same guy. Makes sense considering the fetish bent.
Cannibal Holocaust (1980):
Disturbing exploitation film. I felt dirty after watching this. And not in a good way. My one word review: Yikes.
Them (2006):
No, not the film about giant ants although that’s pretty good too. This is a French horror film that is downright scary and has a really good twist at the end. I highly recommend this film.
Cabin Fever (2002):
Quirky and scary. Not for the faint hearted. And if you are familiar with who Topanga is/was then you'll recognize the leading actor in this film.
Trick ‘r Treat (2008):
This was okay. Not as good as I had hoped but some neat twists here and there. Certainly no Creepshow.
Next up: Hell House. A documentary about fundamentalist Christian "hell houses" that try to scare people into believing that they are damned to hell if they don't accept Christ as their savior. It's totally reminiscent of Jesus Camp.
Hey -- This Ain't Permanent!
Planet Air
Celeriac
Murder by Death
Dum Dum
The American Bar Association has a FAQ article about Grand Juries which is interesting and somewhat surprising. Here are some highlights:
- The primary function of the modern grand jury is to review the evidence presented by the prosecutor and determine whether there is probably cause to return an indictment.
- Since the role of the grand jury is only to determine probable cause, there is no need for the jury to hear all the evidence, or even conflicting evidence. It is left to the good faith of the prosecutor to present conflicting evidence.
- The Fifth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution requires a grand jury indictment for federal criminal charges. Only about half the states now use grand juries.
- Unlike regular jury service, grand jurors are not screened for biases or other improper factors.
- A grand jury witness can talk about their testimony but a grand juror is sworn to secrecy.
- A witness cannot have his/her attorney present but can leave the room to consult with them if needed.
- There is no judge present during grand jury proceedings. The prosecutor seems to call all the shots.
That's What She Said
Click here to watch the Don't Eat Me, I'm Dirty psa that showcases the cutest piece of toast and 'tiny ugly germs' with moustaches.
Rogue Goes Trick 'r Treating
Eat To The Beat
Sweet Potato and Hominy Stew
- Simple one-dish dinner that’s yummy and extremely filling.
- Do not make this in a saucepan as the recipe suggests. This sucker needs to be made in a large pot. I opted for the saucepan and ended up having to do a mid-cooking transfer to something larger. Not the end of the world but annoying nonetheless.
- Skip the suggested side dish of polenta – the stew was great by itself. But definitely don't skip the cilantro and the lime wedges!
- Oh and you may want to check that your grocery store sells canned hominy. I had no problems but my mom couldn't find a grocery store near her that sold them. Hominy is corn and looks like this.
- Bizarrely enough this recipe came from Glamour magazine. The long marinade time (4 hours) will allow you to read all those articles that you don't admit to anyone about reading.
- It’s ridiculously easy to make. The marinade takes all of 5 minutes to make and the meat just takes 10 minutes to broil.
- I served it with broccoli and white rice (although I’d suggest serving it with cous cous instead – the rice was a little too heavy.)
- Oh how I love me some motherf'n meatballs. Forget the pasta – I could subside on meatballs alone.
- Instead of the usual veal/beef/pork combo these were made with Italian sausage along with pine nuts and currants. Pretty darn tasty.
- The sauce was good too but I'll be sure to double it next time.
Your Sparta Likes It
Site Redesign in Progress
Stay tuned.
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I Wish I Hadn't
(Please tell me that's a stuffed animal in his arms!)
The Brilliant Lines of Ulysses' Bum
It's a pretty fun and informative teaser for an upcoming show about the art of engraving at the RISD Museum of Art.
When checking out the prints make sure to do the "Analyze Lines" feature. Very cool. The video was worth checking out too.
It Could Be Worse
Read the description of this video to understand why:
(Totally let me know if you're brave enough to watch the video. Surprisingly I couldn't even do it!)
Forget the Flu
Thankfully only one of us had them (not me, I sweah) but you only know that after treating everyone as if they're infested. This includes: a trip to the shower to wash your hair followed by an application of a creamsicle-colored smelly ointment followed by another trip to the shower followed by having someone pick through your hair with a fine-tooth comb in disgust for an hour or so.
Wouldn't you think in this day and age there'd be an over the counter treatment available that would do the trick with one shampoo?
Creative Commons photo by:
I Blame The Haluski
I Sing Whenever I Sing...
I will leave you with the rockin’ theme song from Gammera The Invincible, which we saw last night. (Great movie by the way. Silly but in a really neat way. The Giant Gila Monster not so much. That was bad to the core, ukulele and all.)
Poor Gammera, he's just a misunderstood giant turtle monster (and sometime UFO). To quote Toschio, the little boy in the movie who has a compassion for turtles, "he's just big and clumsy”.
Gammera by The Moons
Smell you later!
Fruit With Attitude
The mustachee-ode bananner totally made me laugh.
I wonder what other mouth accessories are available?
Ain't Nothin' Goin' On But The Rent
- Don't Know Why (You Stay) / The Essex Green
- Romantic Comedy / Stars
- Digital Love (Daft Punk Cover) / Alphabeat (I *love* the giggle stick-sounding interlude.)
And a video that I just love:
- I'm So Beautiful / Divine (warning: sequin overload and extreme hip shaking)
Mustard Marvin
BTW, to all you people who have central air: I'm so jealous.
Fat Head
There seems to be some likely candidates missing from this portion of the list. Terry Gilliam, Tom Jones, Willie Nelson and William Shatner to name a few.
The "Risk Factors" crack me up though.
Click the photo to enlarge:
Monster Mask Making
Description of a RISD Continuing Ed. class I would love to take this Fall:
Nothing screams Halloween like a good silicone rubber monster mask. In this course, we push it further with a DIY mask -- a creation that begins as a drawing but is then given three-dimensional reality as an oil-based clay sculpture. With this technique, you can be as realistic (with pores, wrinkles and creases) or as otherworldly (with scales, wounds and craters) as you can imagine. The sculpting is just the start, as you next cast your mask in rubber, a fluid and durable synthetic material that has become the agent of choice among West Coast special effects shops. The course concludes with demonstrations of painting and finishing techniques that make your mask startlingly authentic and ready for debut in your video thriller or at a costume ball.
More Mutant Tax
Some observations:
- Some people hired Attorneys to plead guilty but with a good driving record. Why hire an Attorney when you could plead the same yourself (like I did) and only pay the $35 Court fee?
- All of these Attorneys looked like Sean Penn in Carlito's Way but only grosser. How many tassle shoes can one girl take in a week?
- Window tinting was a pretty popular offense. If you didn't prove that the tinting was removed then you'd have to pay a $250 fine.
- The Bailiff was not at all like Bull from Night Court. Nor did the Judge do magic.
Goober Time!
Mutant Tax
- Color
- Price
- Me
Ouch!
Frenchie Duchamp...Madame Fatal...Blarney Cock....Freedom Ring...
Wow...it's tough being a gay comic-book character:
The List of Eww Just Got Longer
On a diet and have a tendency to overdo the carbs? The secret to resistance is this:
Eww, Eww and Eww
(Warning: The clip is completely SFW but don't bother going to the URL tagged at the end. Unless you're Phuxter.)
NSFO
Don't think I'll be showing this to Liv anytime soon...
I Have Come Here to Chew Bubblegum and Kick A$$...
I love this.
Action Movie Cliche: The Witty Retort from Resident Clinton on Vimeo.
The Trollenberg Terror
Even though I could remember bits and pieces of the film I couldn't, for the life of me, remember the title..until today. I think my Google search was something like "horror film about giant squid in alps" and voila!
Please tell me I'm not alone in seeing this horrible gem of a movie!
There's another movie though that I just can't locate. And part of my problem is that I'm not even sure if it was a movie or an Outer Limits episode. What I do remember is this:
- black and white film
- set in the future
- (possibly) set on a different planet
- at certain points during the day the people on this planet would have to don special glasses and find cover so as to not get harmed by this lethal "rain".
- This "rain" looked like glass.
Sears Tower Skydeck Ledge
Check out the insane Sears Tower Skydeck Ledge.
"Each box is comprised of three layers of half-inch thick glass laminated into one seamless unit." That's not alot of inch-age separating you from a 1300 foot drop!
Clean Living Experiment
- Many people spend many hours perfecting their lawn. We are not one of them;
- I pass by one of these every morning. I'm thinking of changing my route;
- Apparently I'm in the minority of not liking gazing balls;
- Lawn hobos are the new lawn jockey;
- Instead of Mary in the half-shell there's Mary in the half-tub; and
- Shin splints are the devil's handiwork.
The Faster The Beat, The Sweeter The Meat
The horrible games on their site did make me laugh though, especially this one. My beat was totally fast yet I still couldn't make my meat sweet!
Drat, Drat and Double Drat
The robots are really amazing but I think what I dug most were the cars. Although they're not flying machines, they totally remind me of something you'd see in a Dastardly and Muttley cartoon. Definitely check them out.
Link to Boing Boing post.
Link to Stephane Halleux.
What a Maroon!
When my blood sugar is high the *last* thing I want to be doing is pleasuring someone else...
Source: The Huffington Post (I know, I know...please don't give me crap.)
Another Wednesday, Another Banana
Food Glorious Food
Herbed Balsamic Chicken with Blue Cheese
And if you're not a fan of blue cheese I think it would still taste great even if you skipped that part.
Absurdity Knocks
More to come...
In Ancient Times...
In the notification I received about this event Tyson also touched upon this:
While we are on the subject, when viewed from all latitudes north of the Tropic of Cancer (23.5 degrees north latitude), the Sun always rises at an angle up and to the right, and sets and an angle down and to the right. That's how you can spot a faked sunrise in a movie: it moves up and to the left. Filmmakers are not typically awake in the morning hours to film an actual sunrise, so they film a sunsetHas anyone spotted a faked sunrise in a movie? I can't remember the last movie I saw that featured one. A sunrise, that is. Now I'll be on the lookout. Move over exploding starfish...I now need to make room for this tidbit of information. Just park it right next to my phone number I had growing up.
instead, and then time-reverse it, thinking nobody will notice.
So Teeny!
The premiere is tonight at 10 -- be there or be doing something more productive with your time.