The Camp Horror...The Camp Horror...

And then there's the rest of the movies being shown at the film fest that seem more ridiculous then anything else (which is not to say that I wouldn't see these). Undead trailer trash...killer hair extensions...Pawtucket being taken over by Vampires for Jesus? Classic.


“Death in Charge” (2008, 15 min., USA) dir. by Devi Snively

The Grim Reaper is mistaken for a babysitter and learns a thing or two about life.

"Nightlife" (2008, 82 min. USA) dir. by Tim Sanderson

Being a vampire kinda sucks. At least that's the premise of this mockumentary comedy in which a small film crew follows six of the undead in their night-to-night lives. Forget about capes, they dress just like us. They watch a lot of bad TV. They're more concerned with paying the rent on time than they are with crossing Van Helsing. However, everyone has enemies, and our subjects are no exception. Enter the vampire hunters; comic book loving geeks who have made it their mission to vanquish these demons of the night with signature homemade weapons. When these two sides come fang to face things get pretty ugly, but for all concerned parties it's just another day in the everlasting battle between good and evil.

"Trailer Park of Terror" (2008, 85 min., USA) dir. by Steven Goldmann

Based on the Imperium Comics series, Trailer Park of Terror. Six troubled high school students and their chaperon, an optimistic youth ministries Pastor, return from an outdoor character building retreat in the mountains. During a raging storm, their bus crashes, hopelessly stranding them in the middle of the Trucker's Triangle, a forgotten locus of consummate evil in the middle of nowhere. The hapless group seeks shelter for the night in a seemingly abandoned trailer park they find down the road. However, when the sun sets, it's not refuge they find. Instead, terror finds them in the form of Norma, a damned redneck reaper with a killer body who dispenses vengeance and death aided by her cursed companions, a bloodthirsty brood of Undead trailer trash.

"Christian Vampires from Beyond Suburbia" (2008, 86 min., USA) dir. by Jacquie Schnabel

Christian Vampires from Beyond Suburbia is a feature length comedy horror flick about an ominous big box store, called “VampMart,” run by the Vampires for Jesus that try to take over the post industrial mill town of Pawtucket, Rhode Island. Their blood drinking, soul saving, bargain discount ways almost literally suck this town dry.