Spot the Human Form

On your mark....get set....go!















Images from Emma Hack. Her wallpaper series is pretty damn cool.


As an aside, can I just take one second to complain about how freakin' sunburned I am? Oofta. I look like this but without the ass.

I Got It!

I'm so excited - I *finally* got my hands on Shock Waves!

I love the blurb on the dvd cover...it's "The best of the Nazi zombie movies." You mean there are others out there that I don't know about?!

It's been a loooooong time since I've seen this. I wonder if it will live up to my memory? I'm thinking it will - just seeing the trailer gives me the chills. Plus, I can always rely on Peter Cushing - he's pretty much freaky in everything.



The Body Odd

Dioramas

Check out these incredibly insane dioramas!




link via boingboing

Easter


Because I have no self control I bet that by 9 tonight I will have successfully mooched the 6 neon pink peeps that are currently in Liv's Easter basket. Not to mention the jellybeans.

Food Lessons Learned from the Weekend

  • Prior to serving a meal that involves over 2 lbs. of Italian sausage you may want to doublecheck that none of your guests are vegetarians.

I'm Sin-tastic!

Stumbled upon this hilarious quiz this morning.

My score was 109:
"You are what church-goers would call a "hard-core" sinner. You have regularly done bad things, even some very bad things. You have no chance of going to heaven unless you can answer "yes" to the next question."

The Curse of the Glass Eye

There's this woman at work who makes my skin crawl. (Big surprise, I know.) She's super brash, talks extremely loud and chews gum inappropriately all. the. time (mouth wide open paired with insanely loud smacking noises). In addition to this she has a glass eye so when you're forced to endure her talking at you you're never quite sure where to look. She came up to me a couple of Mondays ago and told me how tired I looked to which I sarcastically replied "Grrrrreat, thanks" thinking she'd get the hint that yes I was tired *and* cranky so step off. But that didn't stop her. It never does. She went on and on about how bad I looked all while talking really loud and smacking her gum.

Before the start of our staff meeting today the show Curb Your Enthusiasm came up. There were mini casual conversations going on about the show and then all of a sudden the glass eye interrupts everyone's conversation with her booming voice and states "I hate that show - he is just so abrasive."

Oh the irony.

Crotchety Cap


Another beauty from the coupon section.
Can you imagine working the register somewhere and some crotchety old guy is just standing there impatiently pointing to his cap? Grrrrrrrr...