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Traffic Court. Need I say more?

Some observations:
  • Some people hired Attorneys to plead guilty but with a good driving record. Why hire an Attorney when you could plead the same yourself (like I did) and only pay the $35 Court fee?
  • All of these Attorneys looked like Sean Penn in Carlito's Way but only grosser. How many tassle shoes can one girl take in a week?
  • Window tinting was a pretty popular offense. If you didn't prove that the tinting was removed then you'd have to pay a $250 fine.
  • The Bailiff was not at all like Bull from Night Court. Nor did the Judge do magic.
(Apparently I did need to say more...)

1 comments:

Kath said...

Don't you think there was a little magic involved? You only had to pay $35 and no points..........Good thing you decided against the drug dealer options with the new Honda and you can avoid all those tinted window headaches!